IONISIZER
06.02.2001, 09:28
A guy spots a nice looking girl in a bar goes up and starts small talk.
Seeing that she didn't back off he asked her name.
"Carmen," she replied
"That's a nice name," he said warming up to the
conversation, "Who named
you, your mother?"
"No, I named myself." she answered.
"Oh, that's interesting, why Carmen?"
"Because I like cars, and I like men," she said looking
directly into his
eyes. "And what's your name?"
"Beerfuck."
Seeing that she didn't back off he asked her name.
"Carmen," she replied
"That's a nice name," he said warming up to the
conversation, "Who named
you, your mother?"
"No, I named myself." she answered.
"Oh, that's interesting, why Carmen?"
"Because I like cars, and I like men," she said looking
directly into his
eyes. "And what's your name?"
"Beerfuck."